A notice to all the perverts out there: Don’t get any smarter. It truly warms my heart to see you morons doing something stupid enough to land your own ass in jail. Case in point – Raymond Miller, an aforementioned pervert from Connecticut, recently took his laptop to be serviced at one of Apple’s Genius bars. The local genius found, among other things, pictures of ten to thirteen year-old children in compromising positions.
What’s worse is that Miller brought the computer to the Genius bar specifically because he was having problems with image files. Yes, you read that correctly. I’ll say again, please don’t get smarter, perverts. Miller was promptly arrested while the Genius attempted to “fix” his computer.
Possession of child pornography is a class-B felony in Connecticut, where Miler will be serving a minimum five-year sentence if he’s convicted.
