Vending machines will save us all!You’re walking around Tokyo, headed for the subway. You make your way underground when you hear a rumble that can only mean one thing – earthquake. As the ground starts to shake you see exits to the surface blocked by masses of people and tumbling buildings. What to do? You could be trapped here for days! No water, no food, and thousands of people sharing your plight.

Good thing Coke implemented their emergency vending machine system just weeks earlier. This is just the sort of pickle they planned for; potential victims of dehydration will be saved by vending machines that dispense delicious soda for free in the event of an emergency. You make your way toward the glowing box, but what’s this? A stately business man guards your path, surrounded by ninjas, mercilessly beating back the masses and rationing Cokes to the highest bidder. The clever soda company didn’t see this one coming, now did they?